I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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