UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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