just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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