It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize