I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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