She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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