so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
