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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow

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  Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth

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• (801): View more from Utah

  First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority

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• (904): View more from Florida

  But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I love you but I don't want to see you naked.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  *jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!

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• (+65): View more from

  Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos

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  And a bag of nachos

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