i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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