I wanna bring you to show and tell
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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