i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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