I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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