How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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