Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
