hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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