he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
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