Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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