I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You may now shotgun with the bride
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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