I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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