check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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