I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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