my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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