I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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