Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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