garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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