I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
