My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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