i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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