you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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