Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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