OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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