The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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