Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There's always time for handjobs
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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