The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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