I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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