oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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