Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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