Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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