i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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