the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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