Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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