I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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