Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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