she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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