I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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