i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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