The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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