Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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