Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
