I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I FOUND THE LEGS
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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