The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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