I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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