Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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