Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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